Friday, May 16, 2025

Comey Has Dug Himself a Hole

Former FBI Director Jim Comey is either the dumbest person to ever wear a badge, or the most dirty and crooked. Maybe a little bit of both. Or rather, a lot.
 
On Thursday, it was reported that he amusingly posted an image on Instagram which showed seashells arranged to spell out “8647” with a caption which read “Cool shell formation on my beach walk.” Shortly thereafter, he took it down, but not before it was captured by many people.

When confronted about it, told it seemed to indicate that the message was meant to sayAssassinate Trump”, he tried to express surprise. He is presently under investigation by the Secret Service.

One Webster’s Dictionary definition of “eighty-six” says the term meansto get rid of.” In the restaurant and bar industry, the phrase is used to indicate to staff that a menu item has run out, or that a customer is banned.

And anyone who even disinterested watches crime dramas understands that “86” is the code to “get rid of someone or something". Or, if you are a fan of mob movies, that term means to drive eight miles and bury the “package”  in a hole six feet down.

Comey subsequently deleted the picture, saying he didn’t understand what the message meant in its entirety.

I posted earlier a picture of some shells I saw today on a beach walk, which I assumed were a political message. I didn’t realize folks associate those numbers with violence,” Comey wrote on Instagram.

He really is one dumb @$$hole if he thinks his claim is even remotely believable.

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