Two thousand zero zero
Party over, oops out of time
Yeah, yeah
So tonight we gonna, we gonna (tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999) - Prince and the Revolution
Where has the time gone? Wasn't it just yesterday we were celebrating a new decade, a new Century, a new MILLENIUM?
Apparently, AOL just found out that its service, which was State-Of-The-Art twenty-five years ago, suddenly became antiquated. Ah, hackneyed memories.
Remember When: We all got Windows 95 or Windows 98 on our Dell, Macintosh II or Gateway desktop, with the mini-towers? And it was pre-loaded with AOL? And we all had to ultimately get another landline installed in our homes; just to be able to check to hear "You Got Mail"? It was so exhilarating!
Remember When: That was after we had to listen to the creaky door to the internet, which was characterized by a once-ubiquitous series of beeps and buzzes heard over the phone used to connect your computer online, along with frustrations of being kicked off the web if anyone else at home needed the landline for another call, or an endless bombardment of CDs mailed out by AOL to advertise free trials. Hence, a second landline.
Remember When: Ma Bell, no matter whether iyou called it NYNEX, Bell Atlantic, Bell South, Pacific Bell or whatever, was ecstatic as it racked up install fees like a drunken sailor on a Saturday night!?!
Ah, yes! Those were the days, My Friend. We thought they'd never end. We were soooo technically advanced. Or so we thought.
We would spend HOURS on our computers, chatting away with friends, about God-knows-what, not caring that it was late at night and had to go to work or school the next day.
Hell, they even made a movie with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan called You Got Mail to cash in on the craze. It was fluff piece where a ɓook superstore magnate, Joe Fox, and independent book shop owner, Kathleen Kelly, fall in love in the anonymity of the Internet, both blissfully unaware that he's trying to put her out of business.
And now, dial-up is finally going away on September 30. But for those of us who lived through its earliest days, it will be a fond memory of our past, our younger days, of days less stressed (though we didn't think so at the time). Of days more innocent than today.
So, party like it's 1999 once more, just for the hell of it. And think of the sounds long past.
Beep beep beep, buzz, buzz, swish, swish, click, click.